Between arock and the deep blue sea

I wonder if the reason why no one has not yet bothered to figure out how we're going to survive global warming isn't perhaps because it doesn't really matter? Because even if we do figure out how to survive global warming it will be useless because we're probably going to get killed by a rock the size of Europe, anyway.So we are caught between a rock that is heading towards us at 60 miles per second and an ever rising deep blue sea. So now what? First they tell us about the great war on terror which is suppose to scare everybody. Maybe Governments should realize that we've been fighting since day one.If we're not fighting ourselves we're fighting our neighbours. It's a human trate. Should'nt we be thinking of the pretty deep blue sea that is steadily eating up the land and that lovely piece of rock that is going to bang us all straight to hell like a queball? Maybe we should concentrate on building spaceships that can take us of this rock before it get's hit by this other rock and find ourselves another rock to live on. Maybe something in the line of Noah's Ark.Question is are we going to do it like he did it ;just a little more modernized?: Two hetro sexuals, Two bisexuals,two morons and two idiots to add some spice to the new living conditions, Barak Obama's pet turkey, some rich broad's pet poodle,the Queen's chiwawas, etc. I don't know. I have no problem with the Noah's Ark possibility as long as they are fair to every one. It seems to me as if everybody is sitting with their thumbs up their backsides. Oh Ok; I get it. We're waiting on a miracle. A couple of slimey looking aliens from some unpronounceable planet to come and rescue us. Ok Good. So where are they because we're running out of time.

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