The Munchausen Group Exposed
A few days ago I witnessed something that just astounded me. I think I identified a member of a secret organization whose very depths may run deeper than the Skull and Bones and whatever it is that happens at the Bohemian Grove combined. It is my suspicion that all of the most influential people of the world and the greatest thinkers are being held back and bamboozled. How is this happening? Well a super secret group that I will dub The Munchausen Group is using mind control devices to amplify debilitating emotions and ideas to keep us all in line.
I think that they are currently using hyper-intelligent canines to spy on us all. That is how I spotted one of them. You see the spies spend the entire second portion of their lives with their "marks" (These hyperintelligent canines have two distinct phases to their life. The first phase is the awakening. While in the womb the canine only spends seven short days in what we can call a non-cognizant state, when that initial period is over it is a race for knowledge. After the canine becomes aware of itself and it's new enviroment it begins the process of learning all it can from it's mother. The best my sources have been able to gather is that this learning takes place telepathically through a strong psychic bond which is severed at birth. The second phase is the deception, it is the one that we all typically think of when we see canines.) Now like I was saying the spies spend the entire Deception phase of their lives with their marks and inevitably some of them become sympathetic. It is believed by The Munchhausen Group that this tendency to sympathize runs along genetic
lines. This is what lead to my discovery.
I saw a sympathizer and it's watchmen. You see the sympathising families are placed on a type of probation that lasts generations. While they are on this probationary period they are placed in the care of the watchmen. During this time they are known as Probates. The watchmen are responsible for turning them back into the loyal spies they were before "the sickness" set in. The level of sympathy determines the watchmen's actions. Some are extremely severe while others tend to be more subtle. Each case is different from what my sources can tell. The watchmen I saw was dressed in canary yellow matching raincoat, hat, and galoshes. This in itself was not too odd, then I saw the Probate. The poor thing was also dressed in matching canary yellow raincoat, hat, and galoshes. It was pooring down rain, I mean really raining hard. It was that type of rain with big fat drops that hurt when they hit you. The rain was crashing down hard and rebounding off the cement so that it was effectively raining from two directions. The Probate looked at me and I saw in it's eyes the level of pain and humiliation. The watchmen was smiling as if this was the entire purpose of life. Indeed for the watchmen that type of cruelty may very well be.
I am currently planning to start a small underground liberation movement aimed at the slow and eventual liberation of no less than all hyper-intelligent canines world wide. First though, we must strike at the weakest points. I propose we start with liberating the Probates. All who wish to join the movement let it be known. I will contact you to with the details of how and where we start. Oh and if you come up with a snappy name for the movement don't hesitate to speak up.
I think that they are currently using hyper-intelligent canines to spy on us all. That is how I spotted one of them. You see the spies spend the entire second portion of their lives with their "marks" (These hyperintelligent canines have two distinct phases to their life. The first phase is the awakening. While in the womb the canine only spends seven short days in what we can call a non-cognizant state, when that initial period is over it is a race for knowledge. After the canine becomes aware of itself and it's new enviroment it begins the process of learning all it can from it's mother. The best my sources have been able to gather is that this learning takes place telepathically through a strong psychic bond which is severed at birth. The second phase is the deception, it is the one that we all typically think of when we see canines.) Now like I was saying the spies spend the entire Deception phase of their lives with their marks and inevitably some of them become sympathetic. It is believed by The Munchhausen Group that this tendency to sympathize runs along genetic
I saw a sympathizer and it's watchmen. You see the sympathising families are placed on a type of probation that lasts generations. While they are on this probationary period they are placed in the care of the watchmen. During this time they are known as Probates. The watchmen are responsible for turning them back into the loyal spies they were before "the sickness" set in. The level of sympathy determines the watchmen's actions. Some are extremely severe while others tend to be more subtle. Each case is different from what my sources can tell. The watchmen I saw was dressed in canary yellow matching raincoat, hat, and galoshes. This in itself was not too odd, then I saw the Probate. The poor thing was also dressed in matching canary yellow raincoat, hat, and galoshes. It was pooring down rain, I mean really raining hard. It was that type of rain with big fat drops that hurt when they hit you. The rain was crashing down hard and rebounding off the cement so that it was effectively raining from two directions. The Probate looked at me and I saw in it's eyes the level of pain and humiliation. The watchmen was smiling as if this was the entire purpose of life. Indeed for the watchmen that type of cruelty may very well be.
I am currently planning to start a small underground liberation movement aimed at the slow and eventual liberation of no less than all hyper-intelligent canines world wide. First though, we must strike at the weakest points. I propose we start with liberating the Probates. All who wish to join the movement let it be known. I will contact you to with the details of how and where we start. Oh and if you come up with a snappy name for the movement don't hesitate to speak up.
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